May 10, 2011

Soon You Will Be Required to Accept Text Messages from Obama

I just got my first text message from Obama...
"sup bible clinger....it's the B-Man...Did you hear I killed Osama?" 
A new national alert system is set to begin in New York City that will alert the public to emergencies via cell phones.
Presidential and local emergency messages as well as Amber Alerts would appear on cell phones equipped with special chips and software.
The Federal Communications Commission and the Federal Emergency Management Agency said the system would also warn about terrorist attacks and natural disasters.
Verizon and AT&T, the nation’s largest cell phone carriers, are already on board. Consumers would be able to opt out of all but those presidential messages.

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I thought I made it clcear. "Don't be a jackass"

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