Well that's a relief. I was worried the earthquake was caused by global warming.
Both a Venezuelan state-owned radio and television properties zeroed in on a secret U.S. "weapon of earthquakes" as the cause of the earthquake that struck Haiti last week causing a death toll could exceed 200,000 according to some sources. On the website of Radio Nacional de Venezuela (RNV) are published statements of the university professor, Vladimir Acosta, a regular contributor to the media controlled by the government of Hugo Chávez, accusing the U.S. of wanting to make Haiti a protectorate under the guise of the natural disaster. But to further the conspiracy theory, argued that "we have the worrisome suspicion that this earthquake may be associated with the project called HAARP, a system that can generate violent and unexpected changes in climate." ...
"Well sure Carl. It makes more sense to shoot Cuba. But orders is orders"
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Earthquake weapon---thats great, but not original. Its been used before. But then we did have a man-made earthquake the other night following the election of Scott Brown caused by Teddy Kennedy turning over in his grave.
I wish someone would attack us with a job weapon.
I think that gun needs a sight. But if it's a Jobs Gun, spray 'n pray is okay with me.
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