Well it was over before it even got started. Turns out President Obama's pick to run the prestigious and vital Carp Dept., John Goss, got a little too close to his quarry back in his college days. This is one of the tamer pics just now surfacing on TMZ. Can this president do anything right? Must he embarrass us before the entire world while trying to solve America's biggest problem?
What's next? Pee Wee Herman appointed Hand Lotion Czar?
I'm fed up. I want results in this war on carp. We can not even begin to solve the unemployment problems, health care, immigration or the various Middle East issues before we stop the carp menace that is rapidly effecting every citizen in this country. Carp are taking over. Plain and simple. It will take a clear-headed and decisive president to take control. I don't believe this president is up to the job.
September 9, 2010
Asian Carp Czar to resign
I am concerned
What is going on around here? Nesho disappears and the Captian is MIA. A fabulous November is shaping up. It should feel like Christmas Eve at the Big Feed. Instead I wonder about the well being of my fellow Sea Kittens. Will HowHeDoThat just stop showing up for work one day? Am I next? Is it aliens? I know most of us live in trailer parks and backwoods shacks. This kind of thing does happen here.
All I can say is I don't want to be stripped, proded and tagged for research. Been there done that.
Come back you SOB's!
September 3, 2010
Happy Labor Day
To those that have a job and godspeed to those that are looking.
Billy Jack is Back if only as pre Billy Jack.
And for those that don't work because they don't want to. Just take that azz whupping man!
August 30, 2010
Can he embarrass us any more?
Just look at this twit on vacation:
At least the original Urkel had a cool ride:
While we're on it, at least the original Urkel had a fine girl too:
Chaka, without the Khan:
This new Urkel is just not cutting it. I can't wait to cancel this bad rerun in 2012...
August 29, 2010
Welcome Back Kotter
Yes folks, I have returned! And in celebration of that, I bring you a song that quantifies a lot of what has been going on in my life these past few months, but The Big Feed is not the place for me to lament my troubles, I save that for my joint.
However, in a larger context, I think this song compliments nicely the events yesterday at Glenn Beck's rally in D.C. My dad kept asking me over the week leading up to the rally, "What do you think Beck is up to with this thing?" Well, I couldn't really answer it, although a nebulous and dim idea floated around my head for a few days that I just couldn't quite grasp or form into a concrete idea. But after viewing yesterday's events, I see exactly the purpose and my hunch was confirmed. Beck exposed the left, and particularly Al Sharpton and his ilk, for exactly what they are: Haters.
Now, some music. This was recorded well before the advent of MTV and music videos and another tasty little tidbit, and something you would NEVER see these days, this video was performed and recorded live. Nearly flawless.
"The more things change, the more they stay the same."
August 27, 2010
Actually, HowHeDoThat, I thought you put the remix up
When I first saw your post below I thought you had put the remix of that news story up. Not sure you've seen this but this is what I was talking about in my comment regarding talent out there.
August 26, 2010
August 24, 2010
Oh Snap! - Rangel Takes a Shot at Obama
Not that I'm defending Rangel, but Obama has a way of speaking about things he shouldn't. After Obama suggested Rangel retire with "dignity", Rangel responded:
“Frankly, he has not been around long enough to determine what my dignity is,” Mr. Rangel said of the 49-year-old Mr. Obama. “For the next two years, I will be more likely to protect his dignity.”This could get good. Shades of when Rerun and Dwayne got into that big "frodown" at Rob's Place.
Here's a Story About a Bear and a Motorcycle
Incredible story. So read it.
And here's a picture of the bear's claws.
August 23, 2010
Justice Department Looking for Ebonics Experts
Get the fu*k outta here??!!!??
See the link here that describes the linguists the DOJ is looking for.
I know Lil' Lav. I know.
August 22, 2010
How to Deal with PETA
Dodge created a commercial that featured a monkey...
PETA complained...So Dodge re-cut the commercial
August 21, 2010
Ralph the Swimming Pig
UPDATE: I did some hands on research. I stand corrected. Not all God's creatures have the natural ability to swim. Anyone know where I can find a hermit crab on a Sunday afternoon? The kids will be home in a couple of hours.
Most Every Man Has Been Here Before
A song most every man can identify with at least one time in his life. This is just brilliant. NSFW.
The Stimulus Bridge to Nowhere
True story. In New Hampshire...
A historic stone arch bridge that received more than $150,000 in federal stimulus funds this year has fallen short of some people’s expectations — mainly because it doesn’t go anywhere.
According to Recovery.gov, the government website that tracks spending through the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, the town of Hillsborough received $150,045 in stimulus funding to repair the bridge.
A project description on the ARRA website explains that the project was intended to preserve and resurface the bridge to “better accommodate pedestrians and bicycles.” The website also claims that the project created 1.90 jobs, including laborers and equipment operators. Given that the bridge does not connect to any existing roads, some have begun to question the span’s usefulness to bicyclists and pedestrians, and whether federal tax dollars could have gone to better use.
August 20, 2010
Separated at Birth
Here is a high school photo Dem. Rep. Anthony Weiner (pronounced "weener") posted on himself.
And here is a picture of Screech.
h/t weasel zippers
August 19, 2010
Back to the Future
This chucklehead thinks this is a good idea. But is there room for Barney? Dino? Wilma? Fail.
August 18, 2010
Navy Man Gets His Panties in a Wad Over "Offensive" Call Sign
Ask yourself. Do really need this guy on that wall (obscure Few Good Men reference)?
A pilot who struggles to fit into his flight suit can be dubbed "Shamu." But as barriers to the once insular, made-up-of-white-men world have fallen — first to minorities, then women and, maybe soon, openly gay personnel — what's an edgy call sign to one person could be seen as an offensive epithet by another. (See pictures of the U.S. Air Force.) That's what led Ensign Steve Crowston to complain, he says, after Navy aviators in Strike Fighter Squadron 136 in Oceana, Va., considered many humiliating call signs for him before settling on "Romo's Bitch," a reference to their suspicion that the fan of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo was gay.
Crowston says the various options had been written on a whiteboard for an Aug. 17, 2009, "call-sign review" in the unit's ready room, where more than a dozen officers would decide which one would be most appropriate for several new squadron members. "I saw my name at the top of the board, and I saw 'Gay Boy,' 'Fagmeister,' 'Romo's Bitch,' 'Redskins,' 'Cowgirl' written underneath. I was stunned and shocked that I was sitting in the ready room with those kinds of words up on the board," Crowston says. "The commanding officer and executive officer" — the unit's top two officers — "were voting members, and they allowed the whole room to vote on my call sign. They went line by line, word by word, and they voted, and the one that got the most votes was 'Romo's Bitch.' "
August 17, 2010
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